Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has GCSE German. Post-Brexit, all young women will be required to say an oath of allegiance to the Independent Caliphate of Great Britain and its faith in warm beer. [read...]
With negotiations at stalemate with Brussels, Theresa May has brought in a team of advisors from a Surrey infants school. For the last week, children have been showing senior ministers how to get their own way despite being told no, [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has successfully concluded Brexit negotiations on the first day that she took over them – but accidentally committed to remaining in the EU. ‘At first we were all slightly confused because she just kept repeating ‘Brexit means Brexit’, [read...]
With the resignation of Amber Rudd, the Prime Minister needs someone else to sit in for her when she has an election debate or rectal examination*. Do you have what it takes? Can you stand feet apart, [read...]
With Britons who are a bit foreigny being booted out of Blighty by an incompetent Home Office, at-risk MP Sajid Javid has cunningly become the Home Secretary, making his own deportation unlikely. Now that he’s actually in charge of the Home Office, [read...]
