Sajid Javid has resigned from the cabinet, after being asked to stack shelves at Sports Direct and drive an Uber cab on the weekend. A No. 10 spokeswoman said: ‘Sajid helped champion the gig economy, [read...]
The Tories promise you will live forever and there will be no more dog turds dangling from little green bags amongst the foliage in your local park, but only if you vote for them. The announcements are amongst other high-profile initiatives as part of their ‘dynamic and exciting agenda’ [read...]
Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has GCSE German. Post-Brexit, all young women will be required to say an oath of allegiance to the Independent Caliphate of Great Britain and its faith in warm beer. [read...]
With negotiations at stalemate with Brussels, Theresa May has brought in a team of advisors from a Surrey infants school. For the last week, children have been showing senior ministers how to get their own way despite being told no, [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has successfully concluded Brexit negotiations on the first day that she took over them – but accidentally committed to remaining in the EU. ‘At first we were all slightly confused because she just kept repeating ‘Brexit means Brexit’, [read...]
