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Julian Assange granted political asylum in Celebrity Big Brother house

The founder of Wikileaks is already fitting in well, carefully listening in to the conversations of fellow housemates before immediately running off to The Diary Room to reveal all of their most intimate secrets.

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2014
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‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail

princess last week, harlot this - house prices are going to suffer‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2012
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‘Women hate me because my poo doesn’t stink’, says Daily Mail’s Samantha Brick

Brick decided to open her bowels to the Daily Mail and speak out, after being barred from a number of les WC in her region of The Dordogne. ‘I’m gorgeous, sensual and modest too. You would expect people to be happy that my poo has the aroma of chocolate sauce with a soupcon of truffle oil. But no.’

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Posted: May 18th, 2012
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Why people hate me for being beautiful, by David Cameron

‘I’m a tall, well-spoken and handsome man with a confident demeanour. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being this beautiful.’

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2012
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