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‘All I want for Christmas is my two big boobs’ say UK’s nine-year-old girls
Girls in the 8-10 demographic have stated that what Santa must bring them this Noël is a pair of perfectly-formed, fully-grown breasts. [read...]
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Readers’ Letters: ‘Dear America…’
You stupid f—kheads! Do you have any idea what you have done? By voting for this arrogant bastard from a whore mother you have flushed America down the toilet! Thanks for inflicting your alcohol induced conception of what a President should be on the rest of us! [read...]
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Brexit latest: Santa rules out UK-Lapland trade deal
Lapland has warned Britain that this year could be its last Christmas after stating that there would be no favourable treatment of the UK once it leaves the EU. ‘You can’t have your mince pie and eat it,’ Santa warned the UK today. [read...]
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Winter Wonderland disappointment story ‘getting earlier every year’
‘At the back of the workshop there were some toys you could take, for a moment the children were delighted and started loading up. Only to find a 5ft 2 so-called ‘Elf’ starts scanning the ‘presents’ [read...]
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Parents outraged after school invites ‘Santa denier’ to speak at assembly
A primary school in Chipping Norton is mired in controversy after the headteacher allowed a self-confessed ‘Santa Denier’ to speak at its traditional Christmas Assembly for parents and children. [read...]