For the first time in his life Donald Trump is said to have spent an awful Christmas racked with an attack of chronic self-doubt, after a seven year-old girl from South Carolina spoke to him on the telephone during what was supposed to be a PR opportunity on Christmas Eve. [read...]
To an unprecedented clamour of outrage from parents across the land it has been announced by Bernard, Santa’s Head Elf, that because of Brexit Santa has signed a deal outsourcing the UK leg of his traditional Christmas Eve delivery round to a consortium of couriers comprising of Yodel, [read...]
Santa’s Grotto – a Lapland based business that specialises in making dreams come true – has been served notice by Camden Market Management confirmed lawyers. The Clause family, who have been running the business from the same grotto for over 150 years say that 2017 will be their last year of trading. [read...]
Millions of parents are set to face an awkward conversation this Christmas as they reveal to their kids that the retail giant Toys ‘R’ Us is not real. Though its full origins are shrouded in mystery, [read...]
Girls in the 8-10 demographic have stated that what Santa must bring them this Noël is a pair of perfectly-formed, fully-grown breasts. [read...]
