You stupid f—kheads! Do you have any idea what you have done? By voting for this arrogant bastard from a whore mother you have flushed America down the toilet! Thanks for inflicting your alcohol induced conception of what a President should be on the rest of us! [read...]
Lapland has warned Britain that this year could be its last Christmas after stating that there would be no favourable treatment of the UK once it leaves the EU. ‘You can’t have your mince pie and eat it,’ Santa warned the UK today. [read...]
‘At the back of the workshop there were some toys you could take, for a moment the children were delighted and started loading up. Only to find a 5ft 2 so-called ‘Elf’ starts scanning the ‘presents’ [read...]
A primary school in Chipping Norton is mired in controversy after the headteacher allowed a self-confessed ‘Santa Denier’ to speak at its traditional Christmas Assembly for parents and children. [read...]
A female penguin has hit out against retail giant John Lewis for what is being described as a ‘forced and highly illegal marriage’ between herself and ‘Monty’, co-star of the widely anticipated Christmas commercial released last week. [read...]
