The SNP has reacted angrily to reports in the media that Father Christmas may not automatically deliver presents to children in a newly-independent Scotland.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2013
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Girls in the 8-10 demographic have stated that what Santa must bring them this Noël is a pair of perfectly-formed, fully-grown breasts.
Posted: Sep 3rd, 2013
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Father Christmas has been threatened with the removal of his monopoly in the UK present distribution market following the publication of this year’s Naughty or Nice lists.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2012
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Figures published today by the Ministry of Justice have revealed that the police continue to discriminate against ethnic minority Father Christmases, with Santas of colour almost 12 times more likely to be stopped and searched than their jolly white counterparts.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2010
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Father Christmas has spoken of his intense anger and frustration as chief airborne reindeer, Rudolph, announced that flights were indefinitely delayed due to the inclement weather conditions.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009
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