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Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins

dawkins‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2013
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Giant buttocks found carved in the other side of Mount Rushmore

Washington also crosses his Delaware‘It came as quite a shock,’ said the ranger who made the discovery. ‘Having four of America’s greatest leaders mooning at you so early in the morning is not an experience I’d recommended to anybody.’

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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Rupert Murdoch launches subscription-only dreams app, The Nightly

Dream+ system will pause everything if you need to get up for a wee‘Premier league’ dreams include running through treacle as you try to flee from a sinister, all-powerful media presence

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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Mad Hatter, dormouse elected to Congress in Tea Party landslide

everyone admits they'll miss Nancy PelosiVoters in Wonderland have elected a series of right-wing Tea Party candidates, including the Mad Hatter, the March hare and the dormouse, to Congress in the country’s mid-term elections.

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Posted: Nov 10th, 2012
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Palin tour bus has bomb on board that will explode if she travels below 50mph

keeps veering to the rightIt is thought the bomb was planted by a crazed Dennis Hopper fan, or by Keanu Reeves in a desperate bid to find work.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2011
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