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American children dressing up as Obama this Hallowe’en

George Bush masks not selling well this year‘Usually the grown-ups just pretend to be scared,’ said one eight-year-old. ‘But at all the houses with Republican posters in the windows, they’ve been genuinely terrified.’

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2010
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Sauron in bid to lead Tea Party movement

Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor and Nameless Enemy has announced his plans to become the new figurehead of the US Tea Party movement, ousting Sarah Palin from her unofficial role.

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2010
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Giant buttocks found carved in the other side of Mount Rushmore

Washington also crosses his Delaware‘It came as quite a shock,’ said the ranger who made the discovery. ‘Having four of America’s greatest leaders mooning at you so early in the morning is not an experience I’d recommended to anybody.’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2010
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Evolution cannot explain existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins

dawkins‘Creationists serve no useful function in the planet’s ecosystem.’

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2009
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Christmas ruined as Sarah Palin shoots Rudolph

‘Defending Alaskan airspace’.

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2008
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