Incoming French President, Francois Hollande, has pledged to take a secret young mistress within days of gaining power. Speaking as he made his way to ‘Bubbles Spa and Jacuzzi’ on the Champs Elysees he said: “the people of the 5th French Republic demand nothing less than decisive sexual action from its Presidents.
Posted: May 8th, 2012
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The latest opinion polls in France have shown that Carla Bruni’s marriage to struggling president Nicolas Sarkozy may have as little as two weeks left before the start of divorce proceedings.
Posted: Apr 28th, 2012
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The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday.
Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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The lowly hotel employee who was allegedly raped by IMF boss and front runner to be the next French President has spoken about her anxiety about the political ramifications of the incident.
Posted: May 16th, 2011
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