Christmas has come early for many Remainers, now that Dominic Cummings has agreed to step down to pursue his villainy in the private sector. Accepting a post with Beelzebub will allow Mr. Cummings the chance to finally give the electorate eternal damnation or ‘full Brexit’ as he refers to it. [read...]
Share price in the US pharmaceutical giant has plummeted with the news that their CEO is a twelve foot demon, with horns and pitchfork. Confirmation that Lucifer had been managing the company, came with the revelation that he had knowingly – for decades – [read...]
‘Eternal punishment this maybe, but mortal commuters have already accrued an average of 20 odd years cruel and unusual punishment on the tracks and I for one think that counts for something!’ tweeted The Evil One, [read...]
The Devil (commonly known as Old Nick) and Father Christmas (AKA Saint Nick) have written a joint letter to the Times stating ‘Neither of us is the other’.
‘This has been an embarrassment for years,’ grumbled the usually genial philanthropist. [read...]