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Satanists to be given a voice on ‘Thought for the Day’

satanist‘Religious groups have insisted we retain a faith-based approach to the daily three-minute slot. This ought to keep everyone happy.’

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2009
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Pope admits ‘Actually I am the Antichrist’

relief that truth is out at lastAt a press conference in Rome this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has officially confessed that persistent rumours that he and most of his predecessors are Antichrist are in fact true. This shock revelation vindicates centuries of campaigning by evangelical groups in the US and Northern Ireland.

It has emerged that for at least five hundred years successive popes have all been working behind the veil of holiness to further the purposes of Satan on Earth.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2009
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Home Information Pack failed to mention demonic infestation

'I’m sure we would have remembered that if the estate agent had mentioned it'Buyers unaware of problems such as the damp cellar being replaced by a flaming portal to the depths of hell.

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2009
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