With its hands already more than full the world has greeted the news of a new 17-minute Bob Dylan song, Murder Most Foul, with a collective groan quickly followed by anger bordering on incandescent rage. [read...]
In an attempt to move away from the elderly middle class cruise ship demographic Coronavirus has announced that it will now go under the much edgier and cool name of ‘Covid-19′. The virus is hoping the rebranding will make a strong impact among the trendier 18-30s market and has revealed impressive plans to spread around… [read...]
Noting that the Labour plans to relocate the Treasury, chunks of Parliament, a gazillion houses and many Government departments to the North, the Leader of the Opposition has conceded that when the investment is carried out the North will, [read...]
Leave voters up and down the country took to social media today to express their anger that they were unable to vote for Nigel Farage in their local council elections, despite local councillors having no say in the EU withdrawal process and the Brexit Party itself having no policies or manifesto. [read...]
CG: Hi my name’s Chris Grayling and my colleague Karen Bradley’s supposed to say ‘Hi, My name’s Karen Bradley’ at this point but she’s still having trouble with the studio door. Push! Karen, push! You’re pulling. [read...]
