Not satisfied with just one Ken, it has been revealed that it was Barbie who demanded that Mattel release 15 new Kens, all at the same time, in order to satisfy her needs in the bedroom. [read...]
Evidence of “voter fatigue” has been shown by a survey where a cross section of people were asked if they would like to punch the next person who asked a survey question. Speaking from a hospital trolley in Charing Cross Hospital, [read...]
In a remarkable act of contortion and sophistry, The Daily Mail has taken the extraordinary step of disavowing all knowledge of Katie Hopkins, Mail Online and the whereabouts of the last horcrux. While both part of DMG Media, [read...]
We all know the real reason Theresa May called the election when she did. Another year and the breed of hyper-intelligent hominids known as Homo Superior would have gained a voting majority. Many feel that she should have let evolution take its course and handed the reins to a more evolved, [read...]
Theresa May is facing criticism that the legislative programme for the government for the next 2 years has been shaped somewhat by ongoing negotiations with the DUP. Here is that agenda in full: – All public officials to wear a bowler hat and orange sash over their uniforms – [read...]
