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Trump’s comb-over quits

Donald Trump’s campaign to become President of the United States took another knock this week after his haircut controversially quit the team with just ten weeks to go till election day. The comb-over said that it could no longer work in such proximity to Donald’s mouth, [read...]

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Delusional couple somehow expecting to still be happy together

Psychiatrists are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a Swindon couple, Paul and Sophie Rice, announced that they were seeking marriage guidance because of a crisis in their relationship. Many of them have been staggered to learn that the pair seriously expect not to be locked into a downward spiral of loathing after spending such an unnatural length of time together. [read...]

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