Scotland is set to serve ‘baby in a basket’ across a range of establishments, complete with a bed of chips, coleslaw and a touch of 70’s nostalgia. Baby boxes with be delivered to new mothers for the first time, [read...]
Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must be defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from universities up and down Britain had studied every field of modern life and failed to find anything that is not gay. [read...]
London took an important step to embrace 21st century technology, or at the very least somewhere in the early 1980s. The proposal will see Big Ben’s familiar chimes being replaced by a digital alarm clock, [read...]
No killer has been found for the unidentified mouse whose corpse was discovered in Local Park on Sunday. Experts say there is no evidence yet to suggest it had been hunted down and killed for fun, [read...]
A major UK Armed Forces Careers Day was declared a success by military chiefs after it passed without one reference to the reasonably high probability of becoming a fatality statistic upon signing up. [read...]
