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Pregnant woman leaves extremist group
‘I was young and impressionable. It started when I was reading about Labour on the internet.’ [read...]
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Parents concerned radicalised girls travel south to join the Tory party
Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, [read...]
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Bluetooth to replace online dating
The number of romantic pairings created by Bluetooth will exceed online dating for the first time this year, according to new figures from the British Dental Association. ‘Most Bluetooth implants are for in-mouth connections to smartphones so the wearer can listen to music through the jawbone to the ear, [read...]
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Tory Brexit woes set to hit the small screen as big-budget sitcom spin-off
In what’s being seen as quite simply the most extraordinary development ever in British politics, it’s understood there is to be a General Election called in a matter of weeks when the entire Tory Frontbench, [read...]
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Trust no one who cannot understand the ‘reply all’ function
Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with proof positive that the CEO has been deducting underwear for his PA, [read...]