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Football pundits complain about poor working conditions at Amazon
Football pundits working for Amazon have complained about the terrible working conditions including no cliché clauses and limited toilet breaks. [read...]
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Sometimes you have to thin the herd says Rees Mogg
Having been kept away from the public since his reported comment that Immigrants make excellent kindling, Jacob Rees- Moggs has burst back onto the public stage with his thoughts on Life expectancy in Britain. [read...]
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Man holding door open thinks he has solved gender inequality
At 12.37, Tuesday, Paul Webster (43) took the bold – some might say courageous – decision to hold a door open for a female work colleague, thus correcting decades of gender oppression and several episodes of Top Gear. [read...]
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BBC 2 declares war on BBC 1
‘Outsourced catering staff, fearing for their lives, have fled the battle scenes, leaving tea bars and soup ‘n’ baguette franchises empty’ [read...]
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Public demand longer prison sentences for murderers, except when it helps
The British press have found themselves in a bit of a quandary, as to whether to condemn James Ford as the killer who assaulted someone on London Bridge or applaud James Ford as the hero who tackled the London Bridge terrorist. [read...]