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Greeks vote to kick the can over the wall

In a referendum asking whether they wanted to kick the can down the road or to kick the can a long way down the road, the Greek people voted instead to kick the can over the wall. The government now seems likely to demand a never-ending supply of further, increasingly large, cans for them to continue to kick over the wall.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2015
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Father admits he didn’t actually spend summer outdoors

preferred staying in watching Muffin the Mule ‘But my Atari was educational…’

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2015
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Glastonbury goers ‘furious’ as Chris de Burgh announced as emergency headline act

‘I’m currently working with festival co-ordinators to see how we can stretch out a performance of The Lady in Red over two days.’

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2015
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Keith Richards ‘may have taken performance enhancing drugs‏’

just put it all down to a spoon or two of brown sugarThe worlds of athletics and music have been thrown into confusion with the allegation that the Rolling Stones’ guitarist may have used banned substances.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2015
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NHS to be rebranded as ‘Britain’s Got Illness’

they'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry‘Patients seeking treatment will see healthcare professionals, sitting behind a desk with a buzzer’.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2015
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