Highways England has been criticised for the guidelines it has offered to older travellers heading to the coast for Easter. It read: ‘For fuck sake get a grip! What’s the point adding to interminable bumper-to-bumper traffic jams when you can choose any other weekend you fancy to go to Eastbourne or whatever places coffin dodgers… [read...]
Following Emma Thompson’s appearance at the Extinction Rebellion demo, more stars of Love Actually are set to highlight the effects on the environment of booking a flight and hopping across the Atlantic. Director Richard Curtis said that the cast felt morally obliged to act on this defining issue of our time as nothing could be worse than the impending climate disaster humanity has wreaked on the planet. [read...]
Despite having been nearly defrauded of £3,250 after losing his contactless bank debit card, tech fan Norman Whitchurch remains a convert to the system. He has calculated that last year when legitimately paying for goods and services this year, [read...]
Environment Secretary Michael Gove has stated that the recent Extinction Rebellion protest was ‘far too presumptuous’ and that climate change was just the planetary equivalent of the menopause. He dismissed concerns of melting pandas by tucking into a feast of chlorinated dodo, [read...]
Following recent negative publicity, United Airlines has announced it will offer a new class of ticket cheaper than economy or coach, provisionally called ‘Amistad class’. The tickets will be launched via an advertising campaign featuring supermodel and reality TV star Kendall Jenner and written by the advertising agency behind Pepsi’s recent ads for Black Lives Matter, [read...]
