A Swindon-based office worker spent nearly 2 hours today agonising over his email sign-off. 28 year-old Marketing assistant Greg Parker was visibly anguished by the potentially cosmic ramifications of using either ‘Regards’ or ‘Kind Regards’ [read...]
Tough restrictions on how much cash can be withdrawn from Greek banks have left citizens with no choice but to be slightly less ambitious with their holiday plans this summer, it has emerged. [read...]
In a bid to alleviate the current industrial action by its pilots, Irish budget airline and all-round slaughterhouse wagon Ryanair has announced that it has employed legendary air ace, James ‘Biggles’ Bigglesworth to fly its Costa del Sol route. [read...]
It was confirmed today that the biggest and twattiest twat you know will be the last person wearing a mask, long after everyone else has accepted that the Covid pandemic is over. ‘As the disease moves from the ‘genuinely dangerous’ [read...]
It’s the end of term and MPs are looking forward to enjoying a nice break from the burden of public responsibility, apart from PM Theresa May, who has the job of taking home the Conservative Party ‘leadership hamster’, [read...]
