Following a disastrous plane crash near Shoreditch, survivors have demanded that anyone investigating the causes should not be one of those so-called experts who knows about aircraft design, air traffic control and piloting airliners and who might be close to the manufacturers and the airlines. [read...]
‘Often the highest GCSE results come from boys who are soft as shite.’ [read...]
The links to items of spurious news and trivia that turn up on every single web page you visit are not going to go away until you man up and read them, it has emerged. [read...]
Every sports journalist in the world has simultaneously realised how pointless their job is. ‘I was interviewing a woman who’d just lost at Wimbledon, said one, ‘and it suddenly dawned on me how stupid my questions were. [read...]
In reaction to Dove adverts being criticised over their breastfeeding stance, ‘regular guy’ Tom Edwards said he believed the 25% that voted for breasts to be put away must have been made up entirely of women. [read...]
