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Old dogs no longer funded for trick-based education
The Department for Business Innovation and Skills (BIS) has decided to cut 24% from the adult education budget to remove a culture of just ‘fetching sticks’ and looking cute. [read...]
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Carswell Quits One Direction to Pursue Solo Career
Douggie Carswell, lead (and only) vocalist in the One Direction band has announced his departure. He was responsible for the group’s only chart success in Clacton in 2014. Douglas, who began his career as a backing singer with the hugely successful band, [read...]
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Man on first date inexplicably asks for wine list
A Man on a first date asked for the wine list from the waiter for some reason beyond any human comprehension.
26-year-old Geoff Robinson said, “the restaurant had tablecloths and I’d borrowed my dad’s sailing club blazer, [read...]
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‘The shed’ tops list of Summer 2020 holiday destinations
Other fashionable destinations are the garage (22%), the spare bedroom (16%) and the attic (12%). [read...]
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Bookshop restricts volumes: retailers take a wild punt at in-store requirements
Some are saying that the UK Government’s ‘roadmap’ is merely an exercise in misdirection. With senior ministers increasingly contradicting each other – and often themselves before reaching the end of their own sentences – many are beginning to wonder whether anyone has the map the right way up. [read...]