‘Such language is unacceptable and anyone using it should be torn limb from limb by rabid dogs then eaten in a pie by Lib Dem voting cannibals,’ said another right wing commentator, reacting to the poker/arse comments. [read...]
The Saudi Arabian government have made the claim that the missing journalist, Jamel Khashoggi, was killed during a violent melee in the Saudi consulate building in Turkey after the furious newsman launched a number of kung fu stars at terrified staff, [read...]
Thomas Falk, CEO of Kleenex, has moved to dampen the controversy over the company’s decision to rename ‘Mansize’ Tissues to ‘Extra Large’ by reassuring customers that they remain suitable for any men who want to use them for a desperate bout of lonely masturbation in their single beds. [read...]
Grime music is pure shite, according to a report commissioned by the BPI. Author Dr Darius Morgan from the Royal College of Music said: ‘Although I had an inkling that perhaps Grime was shite but I wanted to be dispassionate and totally professional in my assessment as part of the evaluation process. [read...]
If you think that technology is already giving free rein for twats and psychos to make a mess of everything, you really haven’t seen anything yet, experts have warned today. The ‘Internet of Things’, which has come of age in recent years and is expected to consist of about 50 billion objects by 2020, [read...]
