When the aqua park is finally completed, it will boast over 25 water slides, 6 wave pools, 3 restaurants, an aquarium as well as retail space. The size of the project will make it the largest aqua park in France and the biggest ‘whitewash’ [read...]
A turd found floating in a swimming pool in Cumbria insists he is not to blame for turning people away from swimming in the pool. The 67-year-old turd said he was disappointed with the negative response he had received from people in the town but vowed to continue bobbing about in the water until he got his message across. [read...]
As retro-tech rides high, with turntables and vinyl now must-haves on the wish lists of millennials and Hipsters everywhere, hot on the heels of Samsung’s new folding phone comes Apple’s latest offering, the iPhone CallBox. [read...]
43-year old Kevin Waters, who changed his name, or ‘culturally realigned’ as he calls it, to just ‘Cobi’, is to undergo pioneering hipster-replacement surgery. Cobi has taken the decision following a long period of reflection and discussions with his wife, [read...]
Mark and Stacey Marshall from Dagenham have complained that their new bundle of joy, Alexa, will not connect to their WiFi. This has left them disappointed to have just a baby with normal human abilities. [read...]
