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Man wakes to find new Tesco in right ear
‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’ [read...]
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‘Remainerland’ novel imagines a world where Remain won
Popular novelist Robert Harris, author of such counterfactual bestsellers as ‘Fatherland’, which imagines the world after a Nazi victory, has applied the same methodology to last year’s EU referendum.
In this version of reality, [read...]
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Ethelred was ‘actually ready’, new report finds
Documents released under the one thousand year rule have revealed that the referendum carried out by Britons in 1016 now show the King, King Ethelred, was actually extremely ready, despite the eventual vote ending up split 52% to 48% to the opposite. [read...]
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Smokers hoping for ‘X-Men style superpowers’ following genetic mutation TV adverts
The latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers. [read...]
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Hatton Garden raid response ‘within guidelines’, say police
Police looking into the hole in the wall at Hatton Garden after a vault heist confirmed that their response is entirely in line with current policy to downgrade minor crimes such as domestic burglary. [read...]