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slime 'everywhere'

Isle of Wight coast threatened by huge slick of charity shop tat

It survived the French invasion of 1545 and even the influx of five Polish would-be migrant workers, who were eventually seized and burned at the stake in Freshwater in 2009. Now, however, the pristine coastline of the Isle of Wight is facing its most deadly menace ever after an estimated 500,000 barrels of utterly appalling crap from charity shops leaked from an underground bunker near Portsmouth into the Solent. [read...]

Postman Pat

Postman Pat joins list of resignations

Britain’s most beloved animated postman today announced his immediate resignation from all postal duties and television appearances, the latest in a string of resignations that have shocked the British establishment. Holding back tears, Postman Pat announced that despite his best efforts the people of Greendale had chosen to receive only internal post. [read...]

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