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Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season’s relegation

Delia now learning how to Fry‘After securing promotion the board now has to accept full responsibility for our inevitable relegation.’

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Posted: Jun 15th, 2015
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Escaped Hippo and Bear believed to be searching for Zippy

The hippo and bear which escaped from Georgia Zoo may be trying to find an animal unknown to science, known simply as ‘Zippy’, according to people who grew up in the 1970s and ’80s.

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Posted: Jun 15th, 2015
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Tortured artist ‘didn’t produce any better art’, reveals torturer

A research study has concluded that contrary to the belief that great art is often born from intolerable mental suffering, deliberately torturing an artist can actually lead to a marked deterioration in the quality of their output.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2015
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NHS data systems diagnosed with ‘Incompetentitus’

can't get an appointment for treatmentThe NHS has confirmed this weekend that ‘hundreds, maybe thousands, probably lots’ of patient records have been passed to third parties against the patients’ wishes.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2015
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England ready to host 2022 World Cup bribes

The English FA has claimed they are ‘more than ready’ to host the next round of bribes, should the 2022 World Cup location be reconsidered following Sepp Blatter’s resignation.

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Posted: Jun 6th, 2015
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