Convicted murderers, sex offenders, and terrorists will be used as ‘live in’ companions to help out retirees under a radical new homestay scheme starting next month.
Posted: May 12th, 2013
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Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.
Posted: May 12th, 2013
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Hopes to raise money for the households they visit by using their lofts to cultivate vast crops of illegal drugs and then auctioning them on street corners.
Posted: May 10th, 2013
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Children finally got to eat their barbecued chicken at 11.30pm.
Posted: May 7th, 2013
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The latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers.
Posted: Apr 27th, 2013
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