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Poor people to be allowed access to landfill sites at mealtimes

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2014
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Alice Cooper ‘relishing’ prospect of annual UK royalty cheque

In good years the total amount can be as high as $62.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2014
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World Cup style TV screens to stream C.C.T.V. in British town centres

Smile!The government has announced plans to install enormous televisions in the streets of Britain’s town centres, streaming live footage from C.C.T.V. cameras.

‘The appeal of seeing one’s face on a huge television is so great that we anticipate a sharp decrease in anti-social behaviour,’ insisted David Cameron.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2014
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Mazher Mahmood poses as ‘reliable witness’

Mazher Mahmood, known as ‘the fake journalist’, yesterday pulled off his greatest sting by posing as a reliable witness to expose the ‘gross efficiencies and competences’ at the heart of the British justice system.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2014
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24-hour ceasefire announced in Gaza to celebrate Prince George’s 1st birthday

‘Even though we have lost 600 of our people in 14 days nothing raises the spirits like a royal occasion, if only for a few hours before the slaughter starts again.’

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2014
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