Fans of Tottenham Hotspur have expressed mixed feelings about the end of the football season, despite being only four points behind the leaders Chelsea and better placed for a title win at this point than at any time since 1961. [read...]
Well-deserved ‘Investors in People’ award for company whose employees can all maintain the photocopier
A Sussex company has finally achieved Investors in People status after it was discovered 100% of its employees had learned how to maintain the office photocopier. ‘Toner cartridge change – check. Paper jam in drawer three – [read...]
Donald Trump has thrown down the gauntlet to his enemies by inviting them to play a new version of Buckaroo based on an articulated plastic model of a MOAB missile named ‘Fuckayou’. The winner gets to throw an arsenal of lethal weapons out of his pram and benefit from cheap Chinese imports way into the next millennium. [read...]
Popular novelist Robert Harris, author of such counterfactual bestsellers as ‘Fatherland’, which imagines the world after a Nazi victory, has applied the same methodology to last year’s EU referendum.
In this version of reality, [read...]
A man has successfully achieved a week away from Facebook after posting that he was going ‘off the grid’ last Friday. David Bevan, 32, instead spent Friday evening visiting a local seafood restaurant, indicating his satisfaction with the sea bass with a monotone ‘David Bevan likes this’ [read...]