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Hillary Clinton to enter the UK election

Dear Bill...British voters, despairing of the ineptitude of their own politicians, have been buoyed by the news that Hillary Clinton is on the verge of declaring her candidacy for Prime Minister. Up until now many had assumed Mrs Clinton would stick to the Presidential race, but she has been tempted by the rigorous challenge of battling wits with the UK’s best or ‘shooting fish in a barrel’ as it is called.

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2015
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Oxford champions and Cambridge relegated in dramatic final day of Sky Boat Race

Oxford clinched the title and Cambridge were relegated In a nail-biting final day of the new Sky Boat Race Premier League.
As the new Sky Premier League of Boat Racing coxed off yesterday afternoon, hopes were high for Cambridge. With a mixture of youth and experience, many pundits said they would be ‘there or thereabouts’ come the end of the season. But at the end of an exhausting campaign, a very different picture emerged. Cambridge were at rock bottom, with a record nobody wants – the least number of points for any side since the Sky Boat Race Premier League began.

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2015
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Dave ‘can’t cope with any more witty banter’

Bosses at TV channel Dave have made an impassioned plea to commissioning editors of BBC and ITV to reduce their output immediately because Dave is no longer able to cope with their torrents of comedic waste. There have been regular complaints from the neighbouring History channel about the smell of Alan Davies wafting over.

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2015
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Middle-aged Dungeons & Dragons experts ‘still not getting respect they deserve’

Contributions to society, heavy metal t-shirts and virginity still overlooked

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2015
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Roy Keane’s rage ‘not restricted to roads’

Roy Keane has denied charges of threatening behaviour in areas of tarmac. Trafford Magistrates’ Court has been told that the former Manchester United enforcer is in a perpetual state of hate and has even been known to punch people in his sleep.

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2015
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