Teenage girls across Europe have today been warned to go into hiding to protect themselves from the increasingly sinister threat posed by pop star Justin Bieber. Critics of the 19-year-old Canadian, who has embarked on a campaign to cause offence throughout Europe, [read...]
MP’s on both sides of the house were shocked to find that following this mornings unveiling ceremony, the impressive memorial to ministerial incompetence has been built in the wrong place. Instead of just outside Parliament in Victoria Tower Gardens it’s been erected in an industrial estate in East London. [read...]
A White House doctor has stated that President Trump is no longer a transmission risk for Covid.
Speaking whilst holding a smoking gun, a set of throwing knives with several missing, a misshapen pillow, [read...]