Palaeontologists have revealed that the female proto humans had developed cushion shaped curves to the spine before cushions, Ikea or Women’s Hour had been invented. ‘The over-riding belief right now is that cushions were invented to cater for the indentation, [read...]
51 year old Paul Hallsey, the last remaining ‘lock-in’ from the Richard O’Brien era of The Crystal Maze is to be freed after 24 years. The former Team Captain from Slough has been incarcerated in the show’s Medieval Zone since November 1993 after failing miserably on a simple exercise to blow four pebbles up a… [read...]
George Osborne is now spending most of his working week on a building site in London’s east end, according to colleagues. ‘He seems to prefer pretending to be a builder than managing the economy’, [read...]
The RNIB has expressed concerns that kitchen towel manufacturers may be deliberately printing erotic literature in Braille on their products. Partially sighted pensioner Dennis Chilcot was horrified when last Tuesday, clearing up some spilt tea, [read...]
The Remote Gambling Association (RGA) has raised concerns that infomercials on betting are being used to promote football, Ray Winstone and other unsavoury addictions. The fear is that supporting West Ham Utd could become ‘normalised’, [read...]
