The RNIB has expressed concerns that kitchen towel manufacturers may be deliberately printing erotic literature in Braille on their products. Partially sighted pensioner Dennis Chilcot was horrified when last Tuesday, clearing up some spilt tea, [read...]
In a remarkable act of contortion and sophistry, The Daily Mail has taken the extraordinary step of disavowing all knowledge of Katie Hopkins, Mail Online and the whereabouts of the last horcrux. While both part of DMG Media, [read...]
Pranksters throughout the UK saluted the Health Minister’s commitment to slapstick and turning protecting the British public into an ‘absolute joke’. Many have likened him to the new Dom Joly, although even Dom Joly would have had more than 5,000 ventilators in stock. [read...]
The electoral mathematics behind the Referendum vote have been thrown into chaos after an impending shortage in fruit picking labour meant that less fruit will be picked and the amount of fresh fruit and vegetables the British are morally pressurised into eating needed to be recalculated. [read...]
Like a rut-ready Ram surfing a wave of pyroclastic patriotism, JD Wetherspoon announced last week that they are chopping Champagne and European booze post-Brexit in favour of bottles of Blighty’s best home-brews, including: ‘Beached Whale Ale’ and ‘Yellow snow IPA’. [read...]
