Intelligent car afraid to leave garage
The car has refused to leave its garage, citing ‘idiots in Citroen Saxos and a mad man in an Audi that tried to hump me from behind’.
Posted: Dec 8th, 2011
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32% rely on smartphone to cross a road
‘Smartphones even seem able to predict when cars will screech to a halt or other people will dive out of the way.’
Posted: Sep 20th, 2011
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Greenwich admits using Essex man’s bowel movements for World Clock
Boffins at the Royal Observatory at Greenwich have revealed that they have never actually been able to get atomic clocks to work properly and have, for the last thirty years, been taking the standard for world time from the bowel movements of Billericay resident, James Watson.
Posted: Sep 18th, 2011
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