After snow fell in Saudi Arabia’s Tabuk region, Prince Mohammad bin Alouk has called for the snow to be arrested for ‘unauthorised assembly and wilful settling on the ground.’ ‘This is an outrage,’ said the Prince. [read...]
The government has announced that all meetings negotiating Million pound arms deals with Iran, Saudi Arabia and Zimbabwe have been postponed to allow ministers to attend next weekends memorial ceremonies for those who died in the two great wars. [read...]
‘Those people who insist on stepping out with baguettes under their arm are undermining the basic standards of our society,’ said King Abdullah. [read...]
In this season of peace and love, why not illegally sell arms to a corrupt regime? It is not just turkeys who are getting chestnuts rammed up their jacksie and a Hakim cruise missile down their chimney. [read...]
Several characters from P.G. Wodehouse novels have distanced themselves from Foreign Secretary Boris Wooster-Johnson, following the public dressing down he received for his comments on Saudi Arabia. Threepwood said: ‘I’ve known Boris for years and he has the brains of two men; [read...]
