If you want to be brutally murdered in the Saudi embassy in Paris, you may have to wait seven hours. In Berlin, those who wish to be quietly and tragically assassinated in the Saudi Embassy there may face overnight delays. [read...]
A 69 year old Windsor man has admitted waving an executioners sword in the air but insists he did not behead anyone. The incident took place in Riyadh in February 2014 while the man was a guest of the Saudi Royal family. [read...]
The ceremony at which the first Saudi woman in history was to drive a car has been delayed because she couldn’t find the keys. After going through her handbag several times and finally tipping its contents onto the desert sand, [read...]
After snow fell in Saudi Arabia’s Tabuk region, Prince Mohammad bin Alouk has called for the snow to be arrested for ‘unauthorised assembly and wilful settling on the ground.’ ‘This is an outrage,’ said the Prince. [read...]
The government has announced that all meetings negotiating Million pound arms deals with Iran, Saudi Arabia and Zimbabwe have been postponed to allow ministers to attend next weekends memorial ceremonies for those who died in the two great wars. [read...]
