Congress today blocked President’s Trump’s funding for a wall on the US southern border, on economic grounds. ‘An alleged major benefit of the wall will be to reduce the volume of drugs crossing the border by half,’ [read...]
Following the deaths of over 1 million people – many of them teenagers – when a ‘crazed’ nation ran into a country and started spraying automatic gunfire at innocent civilians, President Trump has criticised the ‘cowards’ who didn’t run in and stop them. [read...]
Donald Trump today ordered all 72 million schoolchildren in the USA to undergo intensive commando training during the next school holidays. They will all then be issued with semi-automatic assault rifles, body armour and Kevlar helmets and allowed to resume their classes. [read...]
For the second time in barely 20 years, the Isle of Wight is said to be a state of shock after a student went on a rampage with a paintball gun in his school. [read...]
