Compulsory tantric sex education ‘could go on all day’ warn teachers
‘This is utter madness,’ said Deputy Head, Mrs Maureen Greeb. ‘So far we’ve had to drop maths, history and science in order to make way for double Tantra. These classes just go on and on.’
Posted: Nov 6th, 2009
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