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Compulsory tantric sex education ‘could go on all day’ warn teachers

‘This is utter madness,’ said Deputy Head, Mrs Maureen Greeb. ‘So far we’ve had to drop maths, history and science in order to make way for double Tantra. These classes just go on and on.’

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2009
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Calling in sick to be part of National Curriculum

'Probably just a touch of ebola'‘Calling in sick is something that most people find very stressful,’ said Education Secretary Ed Balls, ‘and millions of working days a year are lost due to stress. It’s a vicious circle.’

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Posted: Oct 15th, 2009
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Schoolboy ‘mortified’ after accidentally dropping condom in front of friends

Someone could get the wrong idea.15-year-old Darren Pilkinton today described himself as ‘mortified’ after accidentally allowing a rubber prophylactic to slip from his wallet while queuing at the school tuck-shop with most of his male friends.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2009
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Girl convicted of bitching with intent

Court heard that she was 'proper rude'A court on the 8.23am train found Natasha, a 17-year-old student, guilty of ‘being bitchy about Sunita’s new haircut’ and ‘failing to support Desrene over that incident with the fat man in the newsagents’.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2009
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Ofsted report slams School of Hard Knocks

Educational standards at The School of Hard Knocks are in steep decline according to the latest Annual Performance Assessment report from Ofsted…

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2009
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