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Halloween goblins and ghouls to strike over ‘scary trick-or-treating schoolkids’

Goblins, ghouls, fairies and the souls of the departed are threatening to boycott Halloween this year, according a union spokesperson.

‘They’re just shit scared of British schoolchildren’, explained the Grim Reaper, head of the Amalgamated Union of Paranormal Manifestations.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2012
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‘I can stay here just as long as you can,’ negotiator tells striking teachers

‘We can stay here all day if necessary,’ said negotiators. ‘It’s your own time you’re wasting.’

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Posted: Apr 7th, 2011
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Girl brands mate ‘crafty bitch’

Fifteen-year-old Stacey Morgan from Swansea claims her friend, Jenny Smith, pretends to like people, but only to use them for things like lifts home from school.

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2010
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Supply leader Nick Clegg fails to keep control as entire nation starts humming

Doesn't want to have to get angry.‘Look, I know exactly what you are doing. Just because Mr Cameron is away, you think that you can start mucking around. Well, you’ve had your fun, now get back to work.’

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2010
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MPs’ parents ‘dreading the summer holidays’

October 'can't come too soon'‘It’s absurd that they get so long off,’ said Alan Duncan’s father.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2009
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