The US Department of Education has confirmed it has received a ‘staggering’ number of positive responses to President Trump’s proposal to hold firearms in class. One teacher responded: ‘The thought of standing in front of 3B with an Uzi while they belt out ‘One times four is four; [read...]
There was an awkward moment on the campaign trail today when children at a primary school in Bristol told Jeremy Corbyn that they believed the story he read to them about a talking mouse but that the one about him becoming Prime Minister was just too silly. [read...]
‘Look, I know exactly what you are doing. Just because Mr Cameron is away, you think that you can start mucking around. Well, you’ve had your fun, now get back to work.’ [read...]
Goblins, ghouls, fairies and the souls of the departed are threatening to boycott Halloween this year, according a union spokesperson.
‘They’re just shit scared of British schoolchildren’, explained the Grim Reaper, head of the Amalgamated Union of Paranormal Manifestations. [read...]