‘If the changes had already been applied this may have saved the poor loves the extra work of having to claim £3,000 expenses for returning to work early to praise Margaret Thatcher.’
Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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‘No progress had been made in educational standards, with Little Ted still unable to hold even a simple conversation.’
Posted: Jun 17th, 2012
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Young people will be able to gain practical skills like rubbish sorting, sweeping and, of course, chimney cleaning while being paid in mobile phone credits, Quavers and Red Bull.
Posted: Feb 10th, 2012
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The report singled out ‘variable’ standards of teaching and ‘low-level’ task setting – marked improvements on the previous ratings of ‘woeful’ and ‘non-existent’.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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IT support call centres and high-street computer and telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation abilities of Britain’s young people.
Posted: Jul 4th, 2011
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