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17% of children ‘just f***ing stupid’

career in politics awaitsAlmost one in five children in today’s schools are just plain f***ing stupid, according to a new report released this morning by The Department of Education.

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Posted: Jun 4th, 2013
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Single fathers call for Ofsted MILF rating

Single fathers attempting to choose where their children should be educated have called for an official Oftsed MILF rating for all schools.

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Posted: May 22nd, 2013
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Teachers call for longer working day and shorter holidays for MPs

‘If the changes had already been applied this may have saved the poor loves the extra work of having to claim £3,000 expenses for returning to work early to praise Margaret Thatcher.’

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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BBC’s ‘Play School’ fails Ofsted inspection

‘No progress had been made in educational standards, with Little Ted still unable to hold even a simple conversation.’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2012
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Cameron liberates children from forced education

Young people will be able to gain practical skills like rubbish sorting, sweeping and, of course, chimney cleaning while being paid in mobile phone credits, Quavers and Red Bull.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2012
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