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Victim comes face to face with man who used his unsecured wireless network
Victim of the crime now rebuilding his life after having a stranger access the internet via his wireless broadband server. [read...]
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Elon Musk hacks pig’s brain to find out if they really are happy in sh$t
The next stage of human cognition may be based on our understanding of the pig brain; revealing whether Piglet really likes Winnie the Pooh and where the hell pork-scratchings come from? By successfully putting a neuralink in a pig, [read...]
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Scepticism as man claims ‘perfect result’ after just one cycle in pop-up toaster
A man from Pease Pottage claims to be ‘still gobsmacked’ when after he put two slices of bread in his pop-up toaster to make himself a tasty beans on toast lunch, the bread popped up perfectly after just one cycle in the machine. [read...]
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Internet of Things to really bugger everything up
If you think that technology is already giving free rein for twats and psychos to make a mess of everything, you really haven’t seen anything yet, experts have warned today. The ‘Internet of Things’, which has come of age in recent years and is expected to consist of about 50 billion objects by 2020, [read...]
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Ann Widdecombe the main cause of homosexuality
Studies have shown that exposure to Ann Widdecombe at an impressionable age is strongly correlated with homosexuality in adult men. ‘I remember when I was a kid seeing her being interviewed on TV, about leaving the Church of England because they allowed women priests, [read...]