In a bid to encourage tech companies to invest in the UK after Brexit, the Government has announced a series of tie ups with major tech companies. The flagship project sees it team up with the experts behind the Google driverless car to produce a “driverless Brexit”. [read...]
Politicians in Holland are exposing children to the dangers and horrors of life in an effort to teach them self reliance and discipline. However, scientists are at odds with these methods, saying that exposing them to such danger won’t help prepare them for the real world of safe space zones, [read...]
Heterosexual couples who light up after sex will face hefty fines under a proposed new law to protect unborn children. The latest scientific research has indicated that after orgasm, smoking can impede sperm-rich semen in its journey towards the cervix, [read...]
The Minister for Defence Procurement, Harriet Baldwin, has said that Theresa May’s traditional mode of defence – puffing up like an adder – needs to be updated. A £30m prototype laser weapon will help transform Downing Street into a lair that ‘any super-villain would be proud of’ – [read...]
‘Percent complete’ progress bars, helpfully highlighting how long it will take a colleague to tell you their Christmas anecdote, will be made available in offices today, just in time for the post-New Year return to work. [read...]
