A man from Pease Pottage claims to be ‘still gobsmacked’ when after he put two slices of bread in his pop-up toaster to make himself a tasty beans on toast lunch, the bread popped up perfectly after just one cycle in the machine. [read...]
If you think that technology is already giving free rein for twats and psychos to make a mess of everything, you really haven’t seen anything yet, experts have warned today. The ‘Internet of Things’, which has come of age in recent years and is expected to consist of about 50 billion objects by 2020, [read...]
Studies have shown that exposure to Ann Widdecombe at an impressionable age is strongly correlated with homosexuality in adult men. ‘I remember when I was a kid seeing her being interviewed on TV, about leaving the Church of England because they allowed women priests, [read...]
‘I mean, the names! You fell for all of them: quark and muon came from a drunken game of scrabble’. [read...]
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
