A scientist who responded honestly to his wife when she asked how she looked in a new dress, has produced a report rubbishing the long held proverb which extolled the virtues of being truthful. ‘It was something I’d always suspected,’ [read...]
Having bested a gigantic crab to obtain a mysterious purple orb, scientists are now confident that mankind is entering the final levels of an elaborate cosmic computer game. One scientist told us: ‘The clue was that the reef was suspiciously abundant in repair kits for our craft, [read...]
The world of genetics has offered up its most staggering revelation yet. Having first hit us with the shock news that humans share about 96% of their DNA with chimpanzees and 50% of it with bananas, [read...]
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
Cosmologist and swimwear model Joy Ratnasari-Smythe from Kuala Lumpur has won the Miss Universe competition for her work on calibrating the universe’s cosmic microwave background and having nice boobs. [read...]
