Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’
Posted: May 18th, 2014
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Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens
In tests, not a single participant in the study was taken by aliens.
Posted: Sep 11th, 2013
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Scientists isolate single sud from sink full of washing-up water
The discovery by scientists at Cambridge University is already being tipped as a potential Nobel-winning breakthrough.
Posted: May 27th, 2013
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Cave girl cutie wows boffins
Scientists examining the 80,000 year old DNA belonging to the body of a girl found in Siberia’s Denisova cave have made the interesting discovery that she was extremely attractive.
Posted: Sep 1st, 2012
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Particle physics ‘all made up’ admit boffins
Scientists everywhere have been left red faced today as it has been revealed that the whole standard model theory of particle physics is entirely fictional.
For years, billions of pounds have been pumped into state of the art labs to fund so called ‘particle accelerators’ in the hope that the secrets of the big bang are revealed. ‘It’s all complete bollocks,’ admitted moptopped lab boy Brian Cox. ‘What a scam! It’s the greatest joke the science community has ever staged and you all fell for it –suckers.’
Posted: Aug 31st, 2012
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