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Particle physics ‘all made up’ admit boffins
‘I mean, the names! You fell for all of them: quark and muon came from a drunken game of scrabble’. [read...]
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Scientists finally equate Brexit with the laws of thermodynamics
Scientists from the National Physical Laboratory claimed today that Brexit follows the laws of thermodynamics. In a packed conference hall they outlined the way Brexit is acting parallel to the long established thermodynamic laws. ‘The first law of thermodynamics is that energy cannot be created or destroyed. [read...]
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Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
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GM royals could benefit society, scientists say
Scientists at Cambridge have said that genetically modified Royals could help produce a more productive and intelligent monarchy. Currently, the Royal gene pool is missing many genes found at other levels of society, such as the empathy gene and the work ethic gene, [read...]
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Scientist trains teenager to use human speech
‘We’ve been training a small group of teenagers to use human speech by offering rewards – time on the Xbox, food and a look at a woman’s boobies’ [read...]