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Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
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Scientist trains teenager to use human speech
‘We’ve been training a small group of teenagers to use human speech by offering rewards – time on the Xbox, food and a look at a woman’s boobies’ [read...]
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Tortured artist ‘didn’t produce any better art’, reveals torturer
A research study has concluded that contrary to the belief that great art is often born from intolerable mental suffering, deliberately torturing an artist can actually lead to a marked deterioration in the quality of their output. [read...]
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New research cast doubts on the story of the tortoise and the hare
Scientists at a West Midlands University have expressed doubts about the story of the tortoise and the hare, after reproducing the race under laboratory conditions. The researchers recruited a variety of species of tortoise and hare and raced them over distances from 10 metres up to 10 miles. [read...]
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NASA space probe finds evidence of ‘more bloody stars’
NASA today announced an end to all space exploration after the latest set of photographs taken by its Voyager 1 spacecraft, currently exploring the Kuiper Belt on the very edge of the solar system, [read...]