‘Jellyfish numbers have increased dramatically in recent years, but no-one is quite sure of the ramifications for Britain’s struggling postal service.’
Posted: Jul 5th, 2011
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NASA today announced an end to all space exploration after the latest set of photographs taken by its Voyager 1 spacecraft, currently exploring the Kuiper Belt on the edge of the solar system, showed nothing but a bunch of stars that look indistinguishable from those viewed from Earth.
Posted: Nov 21st, 2010
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Despite almost a decade of research and millions of pounds of funding, scientists at Loughborough University’s Department of Nuptial Studies have admitted that they have yet to find a satisfactory answer to a question that has vexed married men for centuries: ‘do you think she looks pretty?’.
‘It’s a conundrum that can be sprung on a husband at any time,’ explained lead scientist Michael Stevens, ‘it could arise while watching the television, at the wedding of a friend or relative, or even while trying to look inconspicuous holding a handbag outside the ladies’ changing room in Monsoon. And the reaction caused by a miscalculation can be explosive. It’s no wonder so many of my colleagues prefer to closet themselves away in the less controversial areas of the Large Hadron Collider and human cloning.’
Posted: Aug 17th, 2010
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‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’
Posted: May 25th, 2010
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Youths drove the Collider around in a 27km circle of chaos, pulling handbrake turns and firing off protons at close to the speed of light.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009
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