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Particle physics ‘all made up’ admit boffins

what scientists know 'just incredible'‘I mean, the names! You fell for all of them: quark and muon came from a drunken game of scrabble’.

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2014
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Synthetic life form accuses God of ‘playing science’

spirituality now yours for just £49.99‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’

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Posted: May 18th, 2014
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Study proves that aluminium headgear can foil aliens

In tests, not a single participant in the study was taken by aliens.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2013
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Scientists isolate single sud from sink full of washing-up water

The discovery by scientists at Cambridge University is already being tipped as a potential Nobel-winning breakthrough.

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Posted: May 27th, 2013
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Cave girl cutie wows boffins

Scientists examining the 80,000 year old DNA belonging to the body of a girl found in Siberia’s Denisova cave have made the interesting discovery that she was extremely attractive.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2012
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