Scientists have stood shoulder to shoulder and confirmed that the Coronavirus ‘might be with us for two years, or maybe forever,’ citing in-depth studies evaluating the progress of the virus. ‘It’s taken a lot of work to determine this range of probable dates,’ [read...]
‘I mean, the names! You fell for all of them: quark and muon came from a drunken game of scrabble’. [read...]
Scientists from the National Physical Laboratory claimed today that Brexit follows the laws of thermodynamics. In a packed conference hall they outlined the way Brexit is acting parallel to the long established thermodynamic laws. ‘The first law of thermodynamics is that energy cannot be created or destroyed. [read...]
‘I am beginning to think that this omnipotence thing has gone to His head.’ [read...]
Scientists at Cambridge have said that genetically modified Royals could help produce a more productive and intelligent monarchy. Currently, the Royal gene pool is missing many genes found at other levels of society, such as the empathy gene and the work ethic gene, [read...]
