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Driving with eyes shut as dangerous as drink driving, says research

A scientific paper published following 18 months of intensive research claims that drivers who keep their eyes tightly shut could be putting lives at risk.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2012
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Other people definitely arseholes, say scientists

Scientists at the Institute of Clinical Knowledge believe they may have finally proved that other people are definitely arseholes. Lead author Dr John Anderson said, ‘For many years there has been anecdotal evidence that other people are arseholes but we believe we have conclusively proved it.’

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2012
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Football pitch ‘the size of a football pitch’ say scientists

A football pitch is exactly the size of one football pitch, scientists at London’s Imperial College have discovered in groundbreaking research. The frequent use of a ‘football pitch’ as a unit of measurement led researchers at Imperial College to examine football pitches throughout England and to check their findings against past measurements.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2012
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Scientists no closer to finding right answer to ‘do you think she looks pretty?’

'and, since you ask, her bum really doesn't look that big'Despite almost a decade of research and millions of pounds of funding, scientists at Loughborough University’s Department of Nuptial Studies have admitted that they have yet to find a satisfactory answer to a question that has vexed married men for centuries: ‘do you think she looks pretty?’.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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Large Hadron Collider stolen by joyriders

Charged with breaking the laws of physicsYouths drove the Collider around in a 27km circle of chaos, pulling handbrake turns and firing off protons at close to the speed of light.

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2009
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