Dallas has prepared a brand new grassy knoll. On the 47th floor of Trump Tower a balustrade has been carefully loosened. Presidential aides have secured carefully chosen theatre tickets and Melania has been looking for a new twinset and pearls in a colour ‘that goes really well with red and grey’ [read...]
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]
In recognition of their common philosophy of taking a punt on people with little relevant experience and immediately dumping them when they turn out to be a disaster, Crystal Palace Football Club and the White House today announced that the roles of manager of the former and press secretary of the latter will be shared… [read...]
Licking his wounds after a resounding gaffe concerning Hitler’s aversion to chemical weapons, Sean Spicer has seen an opportunity for redemption. ‘My new political adviser in London, Ken Livingstone, told me the only way out of this kind of situation is to forge ahead and keep repeating variations of the original comment until it clicks with the public,’ [read...]