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James Bond resigns from MI5 citing ‘too much paperwork’

ready to killExcessive paperwork, political correctness and boring villain’s lairs have made life unbearable.

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Posted: May 21st, 2015
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Secret Service boss sacked for spending too much time looking out of window

Is it a sacking, or a double-bluff, counter bluff, triple bluff? Nope. He's actually gone.A senior manager at MI6 has been sacked for spending the majority of his working day standing looking out of the window in a wistful manner.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2014
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James Bond pulled from Olympics promo as ‘license to kill’ found to have expired

It transpires that his ‘license to kill’ expired in 1995, meaning he has technically committed 384 murders in the intervening period.

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Posted: Apr 4th, 2012
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US Navy SEAL banned from hide-and-seek competitions for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct’

now disappearing 'long-time'The World Hide-and-Seek Federation has taken the unprecedented step of handing a lifetime ban to US Navy SEAL Lance Johnson following an incident in Pakistan last week which led to the death of the then hide-and-seek world record holder, Osama bin Laden.

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Posted: May 8th, 2011
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Quantum physicists blame police for death of MI6 agent

Quantum physicists have blamed the recent death of an MI6 agent found stuffed inside a large canvas bag on the investigator who opened the bag.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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