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Man who shook hands with Sepp Blatter apologises ‘for causing offence’

a simple gesture of respect and reconciliation, leaving the other hand free to accept cashA man who yesterday shook hands with embattled FIFA president Sepp Blatter has sought to downplay the significance of his actions and apologise for any offence he may have caused.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2011
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FIFA delegates to ‘pick a candidate, any candidate’

A man who is ‘not a shyster’ is expected to be re-elected as the president of a bunch of shysters at the FIFA conference in Zurich later today.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2011
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England wins right to lose 2018 World Cup

Beckham still confident of 116th capTo the delight of England fans yesterday, FIFA announced that England had been chosen as the first-choice nation to lose the 2018 World Cup.

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2010
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Sepp Blatter asked to intervene as Subbuteo transfer falls through

The player had negotiated personal terms but eventually failed a medical due to only having one leg.

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2008
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Ronaldo ‘slave’ claims followed by transfer to sweat shop in Mali

World player of the year will earn $40 dollars a week

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2008
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