Media analysts are warning that the impending release of the film ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ could lead to a sudden spike in spurious, made-up tosh in newspapers that could be used as an excuse to print a picture of a half-naked woman tied up and blindfolded in order to sell a few extra copies. [read...]
Seen rubbing their hands and other body parts with glee, the British public reacted positively to the news that online photographs of Miss Middleton have been stolen. If her iCloud collection is half as saucy as everyone else’s, [read...]
The Church of England has announced plans to introduce an ‘open marriage’ option to its wedding ceremony repertoire, for couples who plan on immediately cheating. The move was inspired by the recent new-age trend of people entering marriage with no intention whatsoever of respecting their vows. [read...]
Speaking exclusively to the Mail on Sunday on Sunday Lady Vaz struggled to keep emotion out of her voice. ‘I never knew he was into all that stuff,’ she declared. ‘Three in a bed, cocaine, [read...]
Events have been taking place across the country to mark a week since the news broke about David Cameron and the Piers Gaveston society, with celebrations honouring the many different ways in which ordinary people communicated the fact that the Prime Minister had sex with a dead pig’s face. [read...]
