Seen rubbing their hands and other body parts with glee, the British public reacted positively to the news that online photographs of Miss Middleton have been stolen. If her iCloud collection is half as saucy as everyone else’s, [read...]
The Church of England has announced plans to introduce an ‘open marriage’ option to its wedding ceremony repertoire, for couples who plan on immediately cheating. The move was inspired by the recent new-age trend of people entering marriage with no intention whatsoever of respecting their vows. [read...]
Speaking exclusively to the Mail on Sunday on Sunday Lady Vaz struggled to keep emotion out of her voice. ‘I never knew he was into all that stuff,’ she declared. ‘Three in a bed, cocaine, [read...]
Events have been taking place across the country to mark a week since the news broke about David Cameron and the Piers Gaveston society, with celebrations honouring the many different ways in which ordinary people communicated the fact that the Prime Minister had sex with a dead pig’s face. [read...]
Research has found that Zika-infected mosquitos are also suffering from a wide range of debilitating conditions that could cause serious long-term health problems. The US Centre for Disease Control (CDC) says the number of chubby insects could be in the high millions and has warned people not to eat cakes that may have come into contact with the winged creatures. [read...]
