Ever since the MP-shags-tart story developed from ‘MP has affair with sex worker’ into ‘Democratic representative engages in relationship with lady of easy virtue’ the escalation in erotic euphemism has continued to develop. [read...]
The prostitute, who’s name cannot be revealed for her own safety, has admitted that she thought it ‘a bit odd’ that once a year she had to have sex with 2 Panamanian lawyers who had bearer bonds for a company called ‘Whittingdale Lubricants’. [read...]
The Conservative Party today announced that their targets to reach 1980’s levels of sleaze and corruption were way ahead of target. In fact, just 1 year into David Cameron’s second term as Prime Minister, party officials that the administration is just one sex scandal from equalling the previous tally of ‘David Mellor, [read...]
Why bother reading the paper-copy when you can view our online guide to the EU referendum (- also available in Esperanto and the form of a fetching hat)… [read...]
Sleeping on the damp-patch may soon be relegated to the past, according to female scientists at Ohio State University. The Aqua 365 Absorber Screw, which sucks up moisture at the flick of a switch, was developed after millions of complaints by women left to sleep on the pecker trail. [read...]
