Not satisfied with just one Ken, it has been revealed that it was Barbie who demanded that Mattel release 15 new Kens, all at the same time, in order to satisfy her needs in the bedroom. [read...]
Retired sex-industry workers who were driven out of Soho by a council clean up are launching their own industrial heritage museum, so that tourists can remember what red light districts were like in the days before people got their pornography off the internet. [read...]
The wife of the vicar in a quiet parish in the Isle of Wight is more than a bit partial to cock, it has emerged among the congregation. Angela Danielson, 39, has been married to the Reverend Keith Danielson for eight years, [read...]
Scientists in the reproductive physiology department at the San Diego Zoo have discovered, through the use of thermal imagining, a general predilection for ‘black and white back-door action’ in the panda fraternity. Cameras have regularly picked up a bright red sausage-shape, [read...]
‘Penchant for exhilarating sex with topless manual labourers, whose skin glistens in the morning sun like fresh dew on a rosebud.’ [read...]
