The wife of the vicar in a quiet parish in the Isle of Wight is more than a bit partial to cock, it has emerged among the congregation. Angela Danielson, 39, has been married to the Reverend Keith Danielson for eight years, [read...]
Scientists in the reproductive physiology department at the San Diego Zoo have discovered, through the use of thermal imagining, a general predilection for ‘black and white back-door action’ in the panda fraternity. Cameras have regularly picked up a bright red sausage-shape, [read...]
‘Penchant for exhilarating sex with topless manual labourers, whose skin glistens in the morning sun like fresh dew on a rosebud.’ [read...]
President Trump has announced to the world’s press that, with his missile strikes on Syria, the US has entered a heightened military state to match his own first tumescence since the financial crash of 2008. [read...]
‘We’d often wondered how to crack the elusive 17-25 male-pissed-out-of-head-and-needing-a-calorie-boost-after-some-late-night-action market segment.’ [read...]
