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Woman sues over misleading cocktail names

Isle of Wight resident Vickie Jones is suing a Ventnor cocktail bar claiming that the bar’s drinks failed to live up to the promise of their names.

‘I ordered Sex On the Beach and a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, followed by a Screaming Orgasm. All I got was a disappointing knee trembler up against a skip behind Asda,’ complained a very frustrated and emotional Mrs Jones while ordering a Red Headed Slut schnapps with a Cheeky Vimto cocktail.

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Posted: Dec 28th, 2009
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Hunt for ‘female Viagra’ over as doctors discover ‘shopping’

Men poor at shopping foreplay; just like to get in and outScientists have found that a man presenting his credit card in exchange for shoes, clothes and handbags can do wonders for a woman’s sex drive.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2009
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Dogging Monthly magazine names Citroen Picasso ‘Car of the Year’

Didn't score so well on watersportsThe Citroen Picasso has beaten off stiff competition to be named the top pick for alfresco fun by outdoor enthusiasts’ journal, Dogging Monthly.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2009
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Screenwriters’ strike leaves porn industry without plots and dialogue

‘Struggling to find their characters’ motivation’

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2008
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Bitterness of jokes proves work colleague ‘clearly not getting any’

Workmates picked up on the trend not long after his split from his partner.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2008
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