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Miliband asks for ten years to fix Manchester United

Time's upIn a bold statement of intent, the Labour Leader Ed Miliband has set out a ten-year plan to reverse the damage done by successive managers at Old Trafford. Whilst many of his critics suggested that a decent centre half and holding midfielder would be sufficient, a Labour spokesman insisted it would take a long-term economic plan to improve results, clone Ryan Giggs and change the word ‘United’ to ‘City’ on the stationery.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2014
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Ed Miliband facing jail after leaving Balls and Cooper in 40°C campervan

‘A witness said he saw two shadow ministers in the small cab of the campervan. Both were said to be crying, red in the face and distressed.’

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2011
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