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Tragedy shows that gun skills should be taught in kindergarten, if not the womb

The tragic death of a firearms instructor at the hands of an unskilled 9 year old girl reinforces the need for early gun education, say experts. ‘I’m shocked that she was only getting her first experience at nine’, said Jake Hacker of the NRA. ‘What were her parents thinking?’

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2014
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Gamekeeper job ‘does not help me poach’, claims poacher

A poacher who works as a gamekeeper during the week has denied that the job conflicts in any way with his weekend role of ‘the best damn poacher you ever saw’, in the same wood.

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Posted: Jul 26th, 2013
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USA to become a people-free gun reserve

Under Obama’s people control plan, all Americans will be relocated to Canada, and all guns will remain in the United States. ‘Without people to fire the guns, and without people to fire guns at, shootings will completely disappear,’ noted Obama.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2012
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Duchess delighted at invitation to shooting weekend at Balmoral

Following last weekend’s revelations the Duchess of York’s mood has been reportedly dramatically lifted by an invitation she has received to spend this weekend shooting with the Royal Family at Balmoral.

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Posted: May 28th, 2010
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