Millions of British men are ‘valiantly’ holding back from Christmas shopping, although a few have crumbled this weekend and gone off ‘prematurely’, say High Street sources. ‘Real men leave it till the last minute’, said TV hardman Ray Winstone. [read...]
An undercover police operation has revealed that a Mafia-like organisation is behind the huge number of retired people queuing in banks and post offices during lunchtimes. [read...]
A Norfolk man has already completed his preparations for a harrowing, panic-fuelled Christmas Eve gauntlet of terror that will ultimately end in abject failure, it can be revealed. [read...]
With Halloween almost upon us and Bonfire Night shortly behind, savvy supermarket managers are limbering up to pop their 10 track Christmas CD on loop in the stores music system for everyone’s enjoyment.
‘The 6th November wouldn’t be 6th November without Slade’s ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’ [read...]