An undercover police operation has revealed that a Mafia-like organisation is behind the huge number of retired people queuing in banks and post offices during lunchtimes. [read...]
A Norfolk man has already completed his preparations for a harrowing, panic-fuelled Christmas Eve gauntlet of terror that will ultimately end in abject failure, it can be revealed. [read...]
With Halloween almost upon us and Bonfire Night shortly behind, savvy supermarket managers are limbering up to pop their 10 track Christmas CD on loop in the stores music system for everyone’s enjoyment.
‘The 6th November wouldn’t be 6th November without Slade’s ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’ [read...]
Tesco bosses have announced a new price-match promotion which they hope will attract a ‘better class of affluent customer’ into their stores. The price-match with Waitrose will guarantee that no equivalent product in Tesco is ever sold cheaper than Waitrose. [read...]