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Man facing £4,000 credit card bill for ‘perfect mother’s day gift’

Paul Taylor’s prayers were answered when he saw an advert for ‘Beautiful’ by Calvin Klein, which described the new fragrance as ‘the perfect gift for mother’s day’. ‘I could now make amends for the previous year’s mishap with not just a good gift, but a perfect gift.’

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2011
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Tesco add suspense to the weekly shop with ‘What’s wrong with the trolley?’ quiz

Customers can choose from a range of replies including ‘Nothing’, ‘Veers to the left’, ‘Contains soiled nappy’, ‘One wheel jammed’, and ‘Won’t take my pound coin’.

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2011
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People may have to eat all the Christmas food they’ve bought, warn experts

Heavy snowfalls mean that for the first time since 1964, families may actually end up eating all the food they’ve bought for Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2010
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New record set for stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that are only seen in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Man starts affair with Tesco automatic self service checkout

Dave Headworth, a 27 year old account manager from Nantwich has fallen hopelessly in love with the voice of the self service checkout at his local Tesco superstore.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2010
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