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People may have to eat all the Christmas food they’ve bought, warn experts

Heavy snowfalls mean that for the first time since 1964, families may actually end up eating all the food they’ve bought for Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2010
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New record set for stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that are only seen in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Man starts affair with Tesco automatic self service checkout

Dave Headworth, a 27 year old account manager from Nantwich has fallen hopelessly in love with the voice of the self service checkout at his local Tesco superstore.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2010
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Hunt for ‘female Viagra’ over as doctors discover ‘shopping’

Men poor at shopping foreplay; just like to get in and outScientists have found that a man presenting his credit card in exchange for shoes, clothes and handbags can do wonders for a woman’s sex drive.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2009
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Man in supermarket finally admits ‘yes, I do need help with my packing’

After years of public denial, a male supermarket shopper has finally broken down and asked for help with his packing. Before customer services could be drafted in, CCTV footage shows Kevin Bishop committing several rudimentary packing errors, including placing unchecked eggs in his bag before crushing them beneath a Green Giant multipack.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2009
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