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Suicide bomber calls in sick with a bellyache

Office manager and Afghan warlord, Deriq Godwin, said he’s beginning to wonder whether employee Colin Troke’s heart is still in it after he phoned the office this morning saying he wouldn’t be in as he had a bit of a ‘tummy ache’, the third time in as many weeks he has failed to show for work.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2014
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