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Greece allowed to keep uneaten biscuits as part of Eurozone debt deal

As part of the last-gasp Eurozone debt restructure, it’s been agreed that Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou can take the leftover biscuits back home with him.

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2011
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Silvio Berlusconi to start ‘charging for it’

Veni, Vidi, VeniAll proceeds will go towards repayment of Italy’s national debt.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2011
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Love doctors ‘working longer hours than ever’

Oooh! Carry on MatronThe NHS has come under fire after a Panorama programme showed that it is ‘systematically failing’ lovesick Britons by cutting the number of ‘leurve’ doctors trained to deliver emotional and erotic first aid.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2011
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Italian finance minister to boost market with striptease

BBC business correspondent Richard Stark admitted, ‘I think at this stage it is very difficult for anyone to talk about this without using expressions like ‘pull it off’, ‘single-handedly,’ or ‘at a stroke’, and then sniggering for about twenty minutes.’

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2011
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Silvio Berlusconi to be neutered

no more new tricksItaly’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is to be taken to a vet to have his testes removed, the Italian government has confirmed.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2011
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