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‘I got too Simon Cowell,’ admits cocky rooster

After years of strutting about with his chest puffed out and wearing a ridiculous crest on his head, a bantam cock has confessed to acting ‘a bit too much like Simon Cowell.’ In a cagey interview with Fox News, Bertram (3) admitted ruffling a few feathers after assuming he was entitled to the No. 1 spot in the pecking order.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2012
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Government ‘will support’ removal of degrading ego implants

implants offered instant boost followed by long slow declineNew evidence shows that millions of ego implants inserted into the heads of celebrities and children in recent decades may be faulty and should be removed.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2012
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Music industry admits: ‘We’ve run out of songs’

The music industry has today conceded that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because they ran out of new songs more than a decade ago.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2011
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Damien Rice’s ‘Cannonball’ found murdered by X-Factor winner

poor song never stood a chanceThe song ‘Cannonball’ by singer-songwriter Damien Rice was found dead today in an incident that police say they are treating as murder. X-Factor winners Little Mix are being sought in connection with the death. ‘Cannonball’ was just nine years old.

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2011
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X-Factor finalists target swing voters with populist policies

‘It could all come down to who does the best job of sounding sincere while announcing tax cuts they are in no position to deliver. Will Amelia Lily’s reduction in fuel duty prove more popular than Little Mix’s improved public sector pensions? Only time will tell.’

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2011
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