Music industry admits: ‘We’ve run out of songs’
The music industry has today conceded that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because they ran out of new songs more than a decade ago.
Posted: Dec 14th, 2011
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The music industry has today conceded that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because they ran out of new songs more than a decade ago.
Posted: Dec 14th, 2011
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‘It could all come down to who does the best job of sounding sincere while announcing tax cuts they are in no position to deliver. Will Amelia Lily’s reduction in fuel duty prove more popular than Little Mix’s improved public sector pensions? Only time will tell.’
Posted: Dec 9th, 2011
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‘Judging is my dream. I’ve been judging in pubs and clubs for years now and this is my last chance. This means everything to me. If only me nan was here…’
Posted: Dec 6th, 2011
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There were astonishing scenes last night as Ludwig Van Beethoven, arguably the most talented X-Factor contestant since Darius Danesh, was voted off the show after losing out in a controversial sing off between the mercurial maestro and bubbly blonde, Cyndi Cooper.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2011
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The X-Factor USA was plunged into turmoil today with the shock announcement that Paula Abdul’s nose is to leave the show. A spokesman for the show confirmed that the nose had parted company with Paula’s face due to ‘cosmetic differences’.
Posted: Nov 8th, 2011
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