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Men on diets demand to know when the potato ‘stopped being a vegetable’

Frustrated males shamed into embracing a healthy regime have been outraged to discover that starchy, tuberous crops are not the route to a six-pack, female approval and eternal life as had been previously suggested.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2014
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Sky Sports launch new 4D service called ‘Actually-Going-to-the-Match’

it's almost as if you're there‘It looks like you’re there; it sounds like you’re there; if you sit too near the toilet it even smells like you’re there.’

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2014
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Bet now! Christmas Day is ‘in-play’

Christmas Day, in-play
Bookmakers are revolutionising Christmas event betting this year, by adding more personal choices to the popular Christmas Day betting market.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2013
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Euro 2012 coverage to include player spit-and-gob statistics

‘Each day our specialists will analyse the speed, shape, volume and content of every gob,’ a Sky spokesman explained.

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Posted: May 29th, 2012
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BBC regrets hiring Richard Keys and Andy Gray to cover Women’s World Cup

The low point of the BBC coverage was Keys claiming that the Japan leftback ‘wouldn’t know what the offside rule was if it popped round and did all her housework’.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2011
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