‘It looks like you’re there; it sounds like you’re there; if you sit too near the toilet it even smells like you’re there.’ [read...]
Seven top-flight referees and one fourth official have become Catholic bishops in protest at the admission of female linesman to the English Premier League. [read...]
It’s up there with the riddle of the Sphinx and James Corden’s career, but scientists have uncovered the mystery behind all the ‘hole thingies’ on the back on your wide-curved-plasma-HDR-LED-HGV-RSVP-boil in the bag-televisual box. Rather than an assortment of audio/digital connections, [read...]
‘They walked out across no-man’s land, clutching white flags, ḥalāl footballs and burkas for goalposts’. These are the reports coming out of Syria of a ‘friendly’ match between ‘Kurdish Militants Wednesday’ and ‘Da’ish International Rovers’ – [read...]
Oxford clinched the title and Cambridge were relegated In a nail-biting final day of the new Sky Boat Race Premier League.
As the new Sky Premier League of Boat Racing coxed off yesterday afternoon, [read...]