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Rupert Murdoch sues God over rights to the word ‘sky’

Omnipotent being has backing from several Prime Ministers ‘He’s even taken our distinctive blue logo and is passing it off as His own. It’s a bloody disgrace.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2010
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Travel chaos as God closes sky over Easter weekend

Holidaymakers were faced with more chaos last night with the news that God intends to close European airspace over the Easter weekend for ‘an ongoing programme of essential maintenance work to upgrade the sky.’

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2010
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Man wins lottery after fast-forwarding on Sky+

A Monmouth pensioner has admitted that he scooped last week’s eight million pound jackpot after fast-forwarding to the televised lottery results two hours before they were drawn.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2009
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