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Rupert Murdoch launches subscription-only dreams app, The Nightly

Dream+ system will pause everything if you need to get up for a wee‘Premier league’ dreams include running through treacle as you try to flee from a sinister, all-powerful media presence

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2011
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Rupert Murdoch sues God over rights to the word ‘sky’

Omnipotent being has backing from several Prime Ministers ‘He’s even taken our distinctive blue logo and is passing it off as His own. It’s a bloody disgrace.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2010
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Travel chaos as God closes sky over Easter weekend

Holidaymakers were faced with more chaos last night with the news that God intends to close European airspace over the Easter weekend for ‘an ongoing programme of essential maintenance work to upgrade the sky.’

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2010
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BBC launch ‘tough’ new St John Ambulance drama

st john's ambulanceBBC bosses shocked their rivals today by announcing a new TV drama based on the extraordinary working and private lives of St John Ambulance volunteers. The drama named ‘Do you want a glass of water?’ is based on the hectic activities of the volunteers as they attempt to help the public cope with minor injuries and ailments.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2010
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Britain struggling to cope with blanket weather reporting

reporters instructed not to mention global warming, until at least next weekLarge parts of the UK have been deluged with camera crews and news reporters under some of the heaviest reporting conditions for almost forty years.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2010
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