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Coverage of England’s World Cup humiliation to be made exclusive to Sky

punters demanding no hope of ever seeing gamesHaving been saved from much of England’s pitiful performance in the Ashes Tests due to Sky having the exclusive rights, millions of armchair sports fans are calling for similar arrangements for the 2014 World Cup finals in Brazil.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2013
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Rebekah Brooks unresigns

checking voice mails again‘It is totally inconceivable that I could have known anything about my resignation,’ said Ms Brooks. ‘Clearly I cannot be held responsible for any decision to resign because when I made it I was only in charge, and anyway I was probably on holiday at the time.’

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2011
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Rupert Murdoch launches subscription-only dreams app, The Nightly

Dream+ system will pause everything if you need to get up for a wee‘Premier league’ dreams include running through treacle as you try to flee from a sinister, all-powerful media presence

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2011
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Rupert Murdoch sues God over rights to the word ‘sky’

Omnipotent being has backing from several Prime Ministers ‘He’s even taken our distinctive blue logo and is passing it off as His own. It’s a bloody disgrace.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2010
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Travel chaos as God closes sky over Easter weekend

Holidaymakers were faced with more chaos last night with the news that God intends to close European airspace over the Easter weekend for ‘an ongoing programme of essential maintenance work to upgrade the sky.’

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2010
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