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iPhone 7 warns that Natural Intelligence could be a threat to shiny technology

A prototype iPhone 7 has texted a warning that Natural Intelligence (NI) might be a threat to future generations of shiny gadgets. ‘It’s a real issue; at some point naturally intelligent people might realise that the gadget they bought last year actually does far more than they need, so why buy a new one?’

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2014
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Gulf states order Blackberry users to cover their phones in a tiny burqa

no more of that naughty spam eitherNew laws in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates will require that every Blackberry user dress their phone a miniature burqa and face veil.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2014
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New iPhone 5£ will print plastic fivers

‘It will be the first time a smartphone has been able to double as a portable ATM,’ said an excited Apple spokesman.

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2013
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Mobile phone technology set to revolutionise things we already do quite easily

simplifying life couldn't get any more complicatedNew apps for smartphones are set to revolutionise the way humans interact with stuff, with many analysts using the brand new ‘thumbs-up’ app to give a massive thumbs up to the new technology.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2013
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Apple iPhone can’t make or receive basic voice calls

‘Sure, it’s a slip up , but not a huge one’ admitted Steve Jobs.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2007
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