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Government proposes post-coital smoking ban

'Yeah baby!' actually 'No baby'Heterosexual couples who light up after sex will face hefty fines under a proposed new law to protect unborn children. The latest scientific research has indicated that after orgasm, smoking can impede sperm-rich semen in its journey towards the cervix, slowing it down by an average of 1.2 miles per hour.

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Posted: Feb 13th, 2015
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Welsh Assembly demand eCigarettes to be penis shaped

Wales has furthered the criticism of eCigarettes today, demanding that all devices sold in the country are phallically shaped. Ministers at the Assembly in Cardiff added the changes to their suggested law banning the use of such devices in public places in an attempt to separate the use of electronic cigarettes from regular smoking and thus prevent the smoking ban being circumnavigated.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2014
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Eastenders actress runs out of fags

Chain-smoking Eastenders character Dot Branning says she is ready to return to the long running soap after finally running out of fags. Back in February Branning had told executive producer Lorraine Newman that she was just nipping round the back of the Queen Vic for a ‘a quick draw’ and hadn’t been seen since.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2012
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Doctors recommend display ban on Daily Mail

‘We know that the average copy contains hundreds of highly toxic opinions and is responsible for spreading a potentially deadly cocktail of ignorance and misinformation…’

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2012
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Australian legislation forbids all human contact with cigarettes

New laws passed in Australia will make it a criminal offence to hold or even look at a cigarette and convicted smokers will have to sign the Tobacco Smoke Register for life.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2011
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