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Scotland leaves United Kingdom, replaced by Belgium

In a stunning diplomatic coup Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the formal accession of Belgium to the United Kingdom, replacing the tired and grumpy Scottish nation.

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2012
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‘Elgar Country’ declares independence from UK

In the latest surprise move for the devolution of the UK, Elgar Country otherwise known as the apple orchards near Malvern has declared independence from the UK crown and government. Though not all the reasons for the split are yet clear, the main reason for devolution seems to be tax free cider.

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2012
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Scotland to be released on compassionate grounds

'thanks for coming'It’s only fair to let them slip away peacefully into national self-determination.’

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2012
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New Scottish minister for transport promises plentiful snow stocks this winter

will deliver more winter benefits than any other Scottish minister, since the last one.The new Scottish minister for transport and infrastructure, Keith Brown, has been quick reassure the Scottish people that supplies of snow are sufficient to see them through the festive period.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2010
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Brown to be released from Downing Street ‘on compassionate grounds’

In a move that has stunned the political world, Gordon Brown is to be released from his prime ministerial duties as it becomes clear that his political life is nearing its natural end.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2009
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