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World cup robots programmed to foul, dive and swear at ref

Computer scientists who sought to make their footballing robots imitate the world’s greatest players have come unstuck by creating a team of cheats and pampered super-egos. The programmers set the robots to observe top players from around the world in the expectation that they would copy their soccer skills, but were shocked to see their robots faking injury, demanding higher wages and crashing their sports cars while drunk.

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2011
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FIFA: ‘English world cup bid scribbled on with crayon’

Further woes hit England’s beleaguered bid for the 2018 football World Cup, as FIFA returns the country’s bid book and complains that “some idiot has drawn all over it in crayon”.

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Posted: May 20th, 2010
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Psychiatrist to treat ‘delusional’ football crowd

possibly NOT on the road to WembleyDoubts that Worcester City really is the greatest ever team.

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Posted: Sep 28th, 2009
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Football chant understood, accepted by self aware opposition

‘they accept that much of the chanting had been based on practical observations which have some basis in fact’

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2008
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Female Soccer player can’t keep ‘living a big straight lie’

‘I’m sorry, but I just like men’

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2007
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