Amid increasing paranoia surrounding the sharing of private data, Royal Mail is preparing for a massive comeback for traditional letter-writing. Scientists have welcomed the move, believing this may be the last chance for teenagers to learn cursive script before their opposable thumbs evolve entirely into texting organs. [read...]
After years in the shadows, website Friends Reunited has pounced on a reecent drop in Facebook’s share price to launch a ‘hearts and minds’ takeover bid on the US copycat site. ‘We were the first, [read...]
British intelligence agencies are bracing themselves tonight after revelations that terrorist groups are planning to combat the new Investigatory Powers Bill with bulk trite social media posts. An insider warned that ‘Cat videos and macaroni cheese recipes will be used indiscriminately to demoralise and dishearten the infidel analysts.’ [read...]
A former lover of the right-wing political figure, Nigel Farage, has branded the former UKIP leader ‘cowardly’ after he allegedly ended their 6 months relationship using semaphore signals sent from a hill close to the woman’s home in July this year. [read...]
Jacob Rees-Mogg has announced that as a loyal supporter of the much admir’d Prime Minister Theresa May, he is going to harness the full power of social media and modern communication technology by personally writing, [read...]
