Following the demise of the once innovative and pioneering website a new offering has been launched today – ‘Friends Reunited Reunited’ – seeking to build on the ever present nostalgia boom, which has finally reached the Internet generation. [read...]
A man has stunned the world of social media by recanting his formally ‘bulletproof’ assertions made on the Internet [read...]
God has confirmed, via his official Twitter account, that with immediate effect only prayers ending with Amen pronounced correctly, with an ‘ah-‘ at the start rather than an ‘ay-‘ will actually count.’ I have become increasingly disturbed with the number of you who are using #amen without understanding how to pronounce it. [read...]
British intelligence agencies are bracing themselves tonight after revelations that terrorist groups are planning to combat the new Investigatory Powers Bill with bulk trite social media posts. An insider warned that ‘Cat videos and macaroni cheese recipes will be used indiscriminately to demoralise and dishearten the infidel analysts.’ [read...]
Facebook is set to offer fully automated profiles by the end of next year. Users who lack the will to update their status in person at odd intervals will be able to pre-select a lifetime’s worth of status updates that will automatically be posted to their profiles. [read...]
