Jeremy Corbyn has vowed to turn Britain into a socialist utopia where every family will have equal access to flying cars and robot butlers. ‘Everybody will wear silver boiler suits,’ he added, ‘and we won’t need another runway at Heathrow because we’ll teleport everywhere.’ [read...]
New Labour has announced it will reform and record a special charity single – a cover of the Grange Hill classic ‘Just Say No’ – to warn against dabbling in left-wing politics. [read...]
The UK has awoken from a night of celebration and heavy drinking to the horrific realisation that it is still actually ruled by a Tory Prime Minister.
Following reports of the death of an 87 year old woman from a stroke yesterday, [read...]