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‘Shit, we still have a Conservative Prime Minister’, realises country

The UK has awoken from a night of celebration and heavy drinking to the horrific realisation that it is still actually ruled by a Tory Prime Minister.

Following reports of the death of an 87 year old woman from a stroke yesterday, the UK had been expected to announce plans to transform itself into a socialist paradise with immediate effect.

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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Robin Hood resigns due to ‘disillusionment’ with job

admits he's lost control of NottinghamRobin Hood, famous for his job as a ‘fiscal re-distributor’, has announced his resignation from the role having last week expressed his concerns about his job publicly for the first time.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2011
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Chimp develops class consciousness

‘blames Margaret Thatcher for almost everything’

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011
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