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Apple in DFS takeover bid

Apple is preparing to enter the UK sofa market with an ambitious bid to acquire DFS.

‘It makes complete sense,’ says market analyst Rodney Wiles. ‘Steve Jobs has long been an admirer of DFS cool and he likes to relax with Jonathan Ive on a DFS 3 seater double manual recliner in brown leather.’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2011
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Sofaland declares independence from the Kingdom of Leather

The United Nations met in emergency session today following the shock news that Sofaland had unilaterally broken away from its historic rulers, the Kingdom of Leather.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2008
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